LOTS OF MAGGIEISMS!

-We had just sat down for dinner when the phone rang. Maggie rolled her eyes and whispered, "Freakin' phone." (October 2009)
-Maggie knows that I do certain chores on certain days. Maggie:"Mommy, why are you dusting tonight?" Me:"Papa and Granna are coming over & I have to have the house clean when we have company. You'll learn that your Mommy is very anal." Maggie hugged me & said, "Oh mommy. I love you & I don't want you to crack up!" (October 2009)
-I was fussing at Maggie for something. She said, "Mommy, you are acting like a Buckhead." (October 2009)
-"Grandmother, I need to tell you something. I think it's pretty ridiculous that my mommy yelled at me." (October 2009)
-During lunch, Mag propped her head on her hands and said, "So, Mommy, how's your day been?" (October 2009)
-"Miley Cyrus is such a good singer." (October 2009)
-While trying on new clothes. "Wow. I look good, don't I?" (October 2009)
-Maggie really impresses me with her musical ear. She noticed that #9 on her Taylor Swift CD has the same tune as the Baby Bop song from "Barney." (October 2009)
-While sitting on the toilet, "reading" her bible, Maggie said, "Moses was there and it started to rain & thunder & lightning & then Jesus came b/c He needed to poop too." (September 2009)
-While eating at McAllister's, Mag kept getting in trouble for wiggling, etc. She said, "Momma & daddy. I need to ask you a question. Momma, you go first...what is your problem?" (September 2009)
-She heard one chord of a song on the radio and said, "Hey, that's George Straight!" She was correct. (September 2009)
-Maggie had a hangnail. "Mommy, I think you need to take me to the doctor." (September 2009)
-With arms crossed, Maggie said, "I don't like storms. I don't like lightning. I know God made the lightning but I still don't like it!" (September 2009)
-We went to watch Harrison play football at County High. Maggie picked up Uncle David's sunflower shells that he was spitting. On the way to the next game, I told Maggie that she had to sit still so she didn't fall down the bleachers. She said, "Okay, mommy. I'll be very still and just grab his nuts." (September 2009)
-"Mac, I am not a ladder so stop climbing on me!" (September 2009)
-At lunch after church. Maggie:"What does Pastor Larry do?" Brett:"He's a preacher of the word." Maggie:"What's a creature of the word?" Brett:"God told certain people to write down what He wanted us to know. That's where we get the bible." Maggie:"Oh, well what are we supposed to do with that?" (September 2009)
-Maggie, in the car heading to school. "I think it's going to be a nice Fall weather today." (September 2009)
-Maggie was missing then returned to the living room. "Mommy, I teed teed all by myself!" Me:"Good! Did you wipe?" Mag:"I'll be back in just a minute!" (August 2009)
-Maggie loves Lady Gaga's "Poker Face." These are Maggie's lyrics. "Cutie pie, cutie pie, my, my, my, my, my, my, my poker face." (August 2009)
-While in the tub. "Mommy, wash my feet really well b/c I have Walmart feet!" (August 2009)
-Hydrogen Peroxide is referred to as chocolate milk medicine. The bottles are similiar. (May 2009)
-Maggie:"It's not time for bed yet." Me:"Yes, it is. Maggie:"Mommy, you don't need to contradict, okay?" (April 2009)
-Maggie:"I want more juice. Me:"We're out." Maggie:"No, we're not." Me:"Don't argue with me." Maggie:"Oh, was I contradicting?" (April 2009)
-I was dancing and singing around with Mag during lunch one day. I said, "Hold up, wait a minute, gotta put some booty in it." She replied, "Wow, mommy. What was that about?" (April 2009)
-Maggie rode her tricycle in the bedroom & said, "I'm not going to take a bath b/c it makes me sad. I'll see you tomorrow. I'm going to Walmart." (April 2009)
-I have the best husband. Around 10:00 one night, he went to buy diapers & came back with Taco Casa as well. Maggie was sound asleep in the bed. Apparently, she smelled it, got up, & said, "You got Taco Casa? You got me a tacoburger?" (April 2009)