Saturday, March 19, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
HAIRCUTS, LIVESTOCK, AND A PRISSY POT
Recital costumes are in! Mag wasn't happy that it wasn't a skirt but I think she's okay with it now.Our house has been baby-proofed for over 4 years straight now. We have doorknob covers, outlet covers, padding on the fireplace (when you take the corner piece off, it makes a perfect "L", just ask Mac), have all furniture arranged where a little head is least likely to get bonked, never leave small objects around (poor Mag even has all the little princess' shoes put away). The kitchen, living room, and kids' bedrooms are as close to being perfectly child-proofed as they're gonna get. We are so used to it now that when I go to someone else's home, I feel like a bird out of a cage. It's a strange feeling, kinda unsafe yet kinda liberating. Anyway, there are a few things that you can't "lock" so remember these if you ever visit. We've learned them the hard way.
1)Mac and Mary are not allowed in the laundry room. Way too many things to make messes in there including their favorite, putting Jackson's food in his water.
2)Mary must not walk in the kitchen in sock feet.
3)Don't leave Mac and Mary alone together. Maggie is our watchful eye when we can't be. Maggie lets Mac ride on her back. Now, Mac pushes Mary down, saddles up, and says, "Giddy up, Mary!" Not good.
4)Always close our bedroom door if Chucky is in there. Refer here for reason.
5)Never leave Mary alone in our bedroom. See photo from above.
6)Always watch where Mac lays the end piece of his breakfast bar. And he will lay the end piece somewhere. By locating this piece, you avoid Mary finding it, choking, and puking everywhere.
7)NEVER let them in the bathroom while Maggie is brushing her teeth or doing anything else for that matter. This is why.
These are just a few that come to find at this moment. If you want to come over sometime, be on your toes. Have fun and relax but...be on your toes.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
TRACKER TROUBLE
Monday, March 7, 2011
GOING TO WORK TO GET SOME REST
My good friend, Jamie, called and asked if Mag and I could come to her daughter's spend the night party. Mag just loves Claire. After all, she is the best colorer. Mag would be the youngest guest but Claire's sister Laura is three so Jamie thought they could play together, plus, Jamie and I could hang out. Joey was out of town and Jamie was alone with 7 other squealy girls. And you must be crazy if you think I'd send my 4 year old to her first slumber party alone! In case you've forgotten, little girls can be ruthless. Everyone was really sweet to Magpie though. She kinda just stood back and watched when girly arguing would occur, taking it all in. She tried to sleep in her little sleeping bag with the big girls but said they wouldn't be quiet so she curled up in bed with me. I totally didn't mind that a bit. Those monkeys stayed up until 1 am and were back up at 8. I was exhausted. And, FYI, for weeks, Mary Brooke has been getting up 2-3 times a night. Not this night. Brett said she didn't make a peep all night! He must have drugged her. So, Mag's first sleepover was a total sucess as she had an absolute ball and was SUPER excited!
Watching a riveting Barbie movie.
Mag with the birthday girl. In a house with three girls, there is makeup everywhere.

Elaina, Claire, Mag, and Laura
Those extra legs belong to an American doll.
The cute desserts we painted.
We survived!
Oh, the hugs that took place when we got home. You would think they'd been separated for weeks. It was sweet that when we were going to sleep the night before, Mag teared up because "I miss my Mac."


I love that he's standing on her foot.
"Thanks a lot for the gum, Mrs. Jamie." :(
"Play it up harder, Magpie."-COSMIC ZUMBA
Heard of cosmic zumba? Heard of plain zumba? Well, it has got to be the most awesome way to excerise for anyone that loves to dance. And I love to dance! It's fab! It is a mixture of all different styles but all really fast and high energy. Not sure if this is true but I've been told that you burn about 1,000 calories per hour. Let's pretend that we know that to be a fact. Well, cosmic zumba is three hours! If I'm not mistaken, 3 x 1,000 = 3,000! Who cares though? It's so much fun and a tremendous workout. At cosmic zumba, you throw a little flair into it. You dress funkily, wear body paint, there's a disco ball, etc. They have really cute jingly skirts that sound neat when you shake your hips but they're $15 bucks so, thus far, I've passed. The first time I attended, Shannon and I (Shannon was our dance captain in high school) just wore regular clothes. This time, Hayden and I decided to get the whole cosmic effect. Effect? Affect? Effect. We were very proud of ourselves. We made it the entire 3 hours. It was easier for me this time since Brett and I have been excersing. Still, we were exhausted. It was even hard getting out of the car when I got home. It was nearly 11 pm and I still had church clothes to lay out and such. I took two tylenol & a shower, ate a pb&j (that Brett had waiting on me after my shower), downed a bottle of Gatorade, and begged Brett for a leg massage. Seriously, it's killer.
I'm so glad Hayden got to go with me! We have so much fun together. I think we need to come up with some new hand gestures though.
Gotta show off the socks. They are actually Harrison's soccer socks.
My friend, Shannon and her sis, Tiffany, were breakin' it down with us. As you can see, Hayden and I sweated off our body paint. Well, a smidge got on my boob. Hayden also painted my upper back. Not the best idea. After one small turn of the head, my pigtails were yellow. -SUNDAY

Wednesday, March 2, 2011
WHATEVS FROM THIS AND LAST WEEK
Bottomfeeders is one of my favorite places to eat. The owners also have a limo service. They had the brilliant idea of providing free limo rides on Tuesday nights. So, Brett and I took Magpie on a date. No babies. Dinner and her first limo ride. It was really cool. Brett cracked me up because he sat there about to vomit from motion sickness. Weirdo. Mag and I loved it though.She looks so tiny in there.
"Laid back. With my mind on my money and my money on my mind." What song is that? Really, I can't remember.
I haven't had my nails done by someone other than myself since Mac was born I do believe. I decided to treat myself and tried the new Shellac (sp?). It rocks! I didn't do the full manicure (that doesn't mean that I didn't get all 10 nails done) so it was cheaper. It's been a week and still looks fab!
This pic should have actually gone further down but I don't feel like changing it. Mag is all ready to go the "The Chinese New Year." Apparently, it's a happenin' place that her bf, Jake, told her about. She said that someone told her in SS that she and Jake were too little to be boyfriend and girlfriend. "That just made me so mad when they said that!"
Everyone is straight out of the tub and all ready for school.
I just love that squishy little bug.
No, I did not have a fling with Gene Simmons.
Brett and I have really been trying to eat better. We've done pretty well. This night, we were laying in bed starving, just reminiscing about Taco Casa and such. He was about to head out to get some but I talked him out of it. Instead, we ordered a pizza 'cause that's much healthier, ya know. Well, minutes after we ordered, a huge storm appeared. We felt terrible about getting a poor delivery person out in that mess. Of course, the wind woke/awakened Mac. The boys are watching the storm & waiting for the pizza. BTW, it was midnight by this point. It was actually quite nice. Brett and I ate at the kitchen table by nothing but the glow of a small lamp and the oven light while Mac walked around and serenaded us with the ABC song. And there was much chatter about W. Brett and I sat for nearly and hour and a half, just talking while Mac watched SuperWhy and the cars on the local weather channel.
We caved. The next day we had Taco Casa. We made it 26 days. I told Brett to give me an excited face and this is what I got. I have to say though, oh my, that food was delish! Even better than I remember. Mag didn't make it 26 days. A few days before, I asked her what she wanted for supper and she got really loud and said, "Please! May I please have Taco Casa!" I was telling my friend, Megan, about that at dance class. Mac heard me and said, "I want Taco Casa and, and, I want a W!"

