LITTLE SILLYS

-Mag was sitting on the potty & put the toilet lid down on her back. The seat cover is green, mind you. She said, "Look, mommy! I'm a turtle! (giggle, giggle)" This happened a while back but I forgot to write it down.
-Last night, she was on the potty & said, "Whoops. A little bit of teetee splashed me in the face." Me:"How on earth did that happen?!" Mag:"Well" (leaning waaay over) "I wanted to watch it come out so I was looking in this little hole."
-Yes, many things in our house revolve around the toilet. Be glad these are the only ones I share with you. Here's one more. Mag is on the potty at Granna & Papa's. I hear her saying, "Mac. quit. Mac. Ouch. Mac. Stop it." I walk in the restroom & Mac is grinning from ear to ear banging her on the head with the toilet lid.
-Mary is asleep in the living room. I hear Mac saying, "Mary sweeping. Mary sweeping." (I hear Mary start to scream.) Walk in to find Mac bouncing her head-bobbingly hard in her bouncy chair, saying, "Mary crying. Mary crying."
-Mag: "Mom, on western day at school when I had to wear jeans, Reed told me on the playground (in nanny nanny booboo tone, of course) I see Maggie's booty!" I asked what she replied. She said, "I just looked at him like...I don't care."